1. The best thing about using a motorcycle is driving fast past all the little white tourists.
2. If you want to make ramen noodles even more nutritious than they are in their natural state, fry them in oil and add some sugar and soy sauce. Veggies and meat are optional.
3. Merging is preferable to stopping and looking. Unless, of course, it would have been better for your health to have stopped and looked.
4.There really are a lot of edible parts on an animal.
5. Nothing says "masculinity" like cruising around town on your hot pink motor bike and matching helmet.
6. If you drive a Lexus, make sure people are aware of this fact by having the word "Lexus" painted in foot-high letters along each side of your vehicle.
7. Saturday mornings were made for waking up early and cleaning the house.
8. If the dog pees on your bed, your electric lights quit working, and your wall is covered with ants, it's nothing to worry about--just keep watching tv.
And a few random pictures for you viewing pleasure:
1 comment:
those all seem like great things to know!!
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